Jody Says

Just noticed my Fitbit app has activity tracking! They include this, harvesting wild rice(!), knitting and driving a car as activities, but nothing for sex. From now on, it’s all Anishinaabe Jingle Dancing.

Just noticed my Fitbit app has activity tracking! They include this, harvesting wild rice(!), knitting and driving a car as activities, but nothing for sex. From now on, it’s all Anishinaabe Jingle Dancing.

someoneatethis:

Right. Of course.

Okay just burst out laughing. This is a whole new level of awesome.

someoneatethis:

Right. Of course.

Okay just burst out laughing. This is a whole new level of awesome.

someoneatethis:

My favorite pizza toppings are Big League Chew and two pineapple rings.

That’s good chewing.

someoneatethis:

My favorite pizza toppings are Big League Chew and two pineapple rings.

That’s good chewing.

No way! “The sound of computers” is my favorite too!!

Thank you, Wonder Woman, for giving the robot with a female voice a set of boobs. Plus whatever the circle is.

Thank you, Wonder Woman, for giving the robot with a female voice a set of boobs. Plus whatever the circle is.

A balanced lunch.

A balanced lunch.

someoneatethis:

You know that when women give birth, often times the vagina and perineum area rips, and the doctor has to sew things up so that the vagina and the butthole are two separate things again. Just an FYI for all you horny teens who think it’s cool to not use protection.
Thanks for the submission, Annika.

Yum!

someoneatethis:

You know that when women give birth, often times the vagina and perineum area rips, and the doctor has to sew things up so that the vagina and the butthole are two separate things again. Just an FYI for all you horny teens who think it’s cool to not use protection.

Thanks for the submission, Annika.

Yum!

Production staff of Ordinary People shocked me by thanking me for everything I did for the show (I did nothing, I swear) by presenting me with flowers on stage Sunday’s closing performance. I will admit to getting pretty emotional. I’m so thankful Michael had a chance to work with that team; they were beyond fantastic.

Production staff of Ordinary People shocked me by thanking me for everything I did for the show (I did nothing, I swear) by presenting me with flowers on stage Sunday’s closing performance. I will admit to getting pretty emotional. I’m so thankful Michael had a chance to work with that team; they were beyond fantastic.

Perversion For Profit

I have the TCM app so I can stream movies on-demand, or watch live TCM feeds. They have a 1965 short available right now called Perversion For Profit, which I believe was intended to get girly magazine banned. I think. It was SO boring, even with pictures of less-than-flawless 60’s nudie mag models, that I couldn’t finish it.

Please do download the app (if you have a supported cable package, you log in and they stream for free) but don’t blame me if that short puts you to sleep.