Jody Says

ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS, GROUPON??!!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS, GROUPON??!!

My soulmate, apparently.

I suspect it tastes like hair.

I suspect it tastes like hair.

My Conspiracy Theory

Yesterday while watching a commercial for the US Army and their job training stuff, I posited that maybe the government isn’t fixing the student loan mess because leaving it an expensive shit show keeps kids signing up with the Army to pay for their education. Gotta feed the machine, right?

I think I may be on to something

I did not think of my Rav4 as an iPhone accessory until I got this error message.

I did not think of my Rav4 as an iPhone accessory until I got this error message.

Just noticed my Fitbit app has activity tracking! They include this, harvesting wild rice(!), knitting and driving a car as activities, but nothing for sex. From now on, it’s all Anishinaabe Jingle Dancing.

Just noticed my Fitbit app has activity tracking! They include this, harvesting wild rice(!), knitting and driving a car as activities, but nothing for sex. From now on, it’s all Anishinaabe Jingle Dancing.

someoneatethis:

Right. Of course.

Okay just burst out laughing. This is a whole new level of awesome.

someoneatethis:

Right. Of course.

Okay just burst out laughing. This is a whole new level of awesome.

someoneatethis:

My favorite pizza toppings are Big League Chew and two pineapple rings.

That’s good chewing.

someoneatethis:

My favorite pizza toppings are Big League Chew and two pineapple rings.

That’s good chewing.

No way! “The sound of computers” is my favorite too!!

Thank you, Wonder Woman, for giving the robot with a female voice a set of boobs. Plus whatever the circle is.

Thank you, Wonder Woman, for giving the robot with a female voice a set of boobs. Plus whatever the circle is.